February 21st, 2009


useless information designed to fire my imagination

imagine a world in which every work of art is somehow related to Batman.

Not only every movie and every comix but every poem is about Batman.

Every sculpture looks @ least a little like Batman or a character from Batman's universe.

In Th Wire, it's not drug dealers versus cops anymore; it's drug dealers versus Batman. All romantic comedies have Bruce Wayne as their male lead instead of Adam Sandler. Woody Allen just doesn't exist. All young adult fiction is about Robin, and pornography's biggest stars are Catwoman, Batgirl, Robin, and Batman. Pollock Drippy Bat Signal Munch Th Joke, etc., etc., etc., etc. Imagine how miserable you are and how miserable everybody else is.

Now imagine one guy who's not exactly ecstatic about it, but not miserable @ all. That's me! I will pay attention to anything Bat-related for @ least a couple of seconds. For example:

24 Hours in th Life of Batman